Carmen Electra Promotes Fitness

November 8th, 2005

I have a love/hate relationship with Carmen Electra. I love her tits, ass, breasts and pretty much every single part of her body however she’s by far the third most useless celebrity after Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. Now that porn is so widely available, she serves no purpose to me or really anyone. Why would I buy a $5 magazine with Carmen on the cover, when I can watch Jenna Jameson and friends take 15 men at once for free. Actually, Jenna Jameson is past her prime and I haven’t seen a porn with her in it for a long time. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen any porn in a while and I sit behind a computer all day. Can you believe that? I think I deserve some me time.

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