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Here’s super hot Abigail Clancy at the Brit Awards in a sexy see-through dress wearing a pair of little tiger print panties. It’s enough to make me want to crawl up into her tiger’s den and test out its bite! I hope she goes a little easier on me than that stingray went on poor Steve Irwin - you always have to be careful when you’re in an animal’s natural habitat… Too soon?


Photos: Getty
February 21st, 2008

One of the hottest nobody’s around, Gemma Atkinson, decided to stuff her massive breasts into what looks like an ’80s retro bikini and hit the beach with her English footballer boyfriend Marcus Bent. All these busty British babes seem to be dating one. If I had known soccer players got so much tail, I would have worked a little more on my ball skills, it turns out that investing all my time in stamp collecting really doesn’t impress the ladies….


February 21st, 2008

Here are some more Lindsay Lohan nude photos from New York Magazine. I know seeing Lindsay Lohan’s breasts doesn’t have the same effect it did on Monday, but hey, it’s still Lindsay Lohan’s breasts, and that’s good any day of the week. Even if it is the same photoshoot. God bless them!



February 20th, 2008

It’s official: time to start the Jessica Alba boob watch! Now that Halle Berry and Christina Aguilera’s pregnant bellies finally caught up with their funbags, we needed someone else’s magically-growing boobs to drool over - before it’s too late. Because sure, Jessica’s looking hot now, but what about in a few months? Yup, as we know all too well, it won’t be long before Jessica turns into a big pregnant ball, and turns us off in the process. Unless you’ve got some kind of pregger fetish, in which case, you’re just sick. Everybody else, enjoy it while it lasts.


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Photos: SplashOnlineNews
January 11th, 2008

Here’s Megan Fox at the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles event in some kind of weird but extremely hot outfit. This girl is so sexy she could wear a plastic garbage bag and still look good. Especially if she has a pair of f-me boots on. You can’t go wrong with those!


January 10th, 2008

Yes, I know you don’t know who Erin McNaught is, since neither did I until I did my research. Turns out she was former Miss Australia 2006, former Miss University 2005, and now she’s Miss Behavin’ as seen in these FHM pictures. Enjoy this bad girl.


January 10th, 2008

Look at the balancing act Hayden Panetierre is doing! Now that’s kind of hot - the way she’s using her mouth to help hold both cups of coffee while opening her car door. Hmm…what other circus tricks does this freak perform? I wonder if she can put both legs behind her head like a pretzel.


Photos: Bauer-Griffin
January 9th, 2008

Here’s Victoria Beckham giving us a nice little view while disembarking the Spice Girls airplane Spice One. Now we all know that Posh doesn’t have to be leaning over to be giving us a view because no matter what she’s doing, her funbags have a life of their own and are always poking out someway or another. Yes, I know this post isn’t much different that previous Posh posts but since her’s boobs never change, why should my posts?


Photos: INFDaily.com
December 13th, 2007

Here are some Danielle Lloyd bikini pictures for you all. I don’t know if they’re old or new, but the site has been lacking British content, and I know how you Brits get when you feel neglected. It shows through your teeth. Anyway, here’s Danielle Lloyd in a bikini to tide you over until we get some new Keeley Hazell or Lucy Pinder content. Enjoy.


December 13th, 2007

Here’s Megan Fox at the Hollywood Life Breakthrough Of The Year Awards, and that’s not the only thing breaking through. Yes, we have our first Megan Fox nipple slip. Now that deserves an award all in itself.


December 12th, 2007

Jessica Alba is about to add a new credit to her IMDB profile: mother. The actress is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren, her rep says. “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” the star’s spokesperson, Brad Cafarelli, tells People magazine. Source
Well, I guess Jessica Alba can kiss her movie career goodbye because after you have a kid, it takes at least two years to get back into shape and by that point she’ll be forgotten and replaced by some younger, hotter piece of ass. It was a good run while it lasted, and unfortunately she never had that breakthrough role that would solidify her as a serious actress but then again she would never get naked on film, which proved she had no talent. Oh well, she’ll be missed.


December 12th, 2007

I don’t know why this chick Heidi Montag is pursuing a career in music, because it’s obvious she can’t sing. Here’s a video of her outside a club giving some kind of weird silent oral performance. I can’t explain it, but one thing’s for sure, even though Heidi is a phony when it comes to her non-existent music career, she sure does know how to use her mouth. And if she ever needs a practice mic, I’ll be more than happy to provide her with one. It doesn’t make much noise, but when plugged in, it works like a charm.



Photos: PacificCoastNews
December 12th, 2007

Wow, I’ve never seen Rachel Bilson so dressed up before, and man does she clean up well. Here she is at the Cinema Against AIDS event in Dubai and not only is she super cute in this outfit, she’s super beautiful. OMG! Did I just say the word beautiful? Quick, someone wash my mouth out with soap.

December 12th, 2007

Well, here is Hayden Panettiere wearing hooker boots, and when I see an 18-year-old wear hooker boots, or any girl at that matter, I automatically think they’re whores. Sorry, but if you’re going to wear’ em, expect to be called one. Now I’m not saying girls shouldn’t wear thigh highs - in fact I encourage it - but here’s a tip, just make sure you’re not wearing panties. It ruins the whole “I’m a whore” angle you’re going for. Being consistent is very important to me.


Photos: INFDaily.com
December 11th, 2007

We all know that Jessica Simpson’s movie career hasn’t been quite stellar, but there are reports that she is willing to get naked to help boost it.
A source said: “Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. “The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.” Source
Now if this is true and we finally get to see Jessica Simpson naked on film, I’ll retire and close Hollywood Tuna forever, because there’d be nothing left for me to look forward to. She’s my life’s work. Anyway, don’t get too excited just yet, this is just a rumor, and chances of Jessica showing her big guns and bush to the world is like Michael Jackson having sex with adults. So don’t worry ladies, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon.


December 11th, 2007

I’m not usually a fan of red lipstick on chicks, but since it’s Adriana Lima rocking it while wearing a sheer black top that’s almost see-through, I guess I’ll have to forgive her. Just like I’d forgive her if she accidentally painted me and my bedsheets with her lipstick-covered mouth, but that’s just because I’m an art collector, and models painting me with their mouths has always been a passion of mine.


December 11th, 2007

I don’t know if you guys are excited for the upcoming Ashlee Simpson album (are those crickets I hear?), but here is one of the tracks and a few promo shots of her exposing some sexy under-boob action. Now, I’ve always been a fan of the Simpson girls’ breasts - whether Jessica or Ashlee – so if you want to see more of them, I suggest you support their music since you can’t technically support their boobs because you’re not a bra!

December 11th, 2007
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