Eva Longoria Wants To Move Back To Texas

October 28th, 2005

Eva Longoria is tired of Hollywood and she plans to return to her native Texas when her TV show Desperate Housewives ends.

"I”m just a Texan through and through. I want to move back to Texas as soon as I”m done with the show, whenever that is. You know, I”m never followed by paparazzi in San Antonio. I”m never bothered with people in the trees trying to get a picture of me in my kitchen in San Antonio"

She probably doesn”t know that photo agencies use bionic monkeys that can climb trees and take pictures of celebrities in their showers so she shouldn”t be that confident no one will take pictures of her trying to fry an egg in her kitchen. We”re not kidding, bionic monkeys are for real.

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