Paris Hilton Tom Sizemore?

October 20th, 2005

Paris Hilton wants you to know that although she”s had sex with more people than a retired porn star, she”s gotta draw the line somewhere, and that somewhere is Tom Sizemore.

On his sex tape that coincidentally comes out today, frenzied ladyfucker/human meth lab Sizemore gives an interview in which he claims he had sex with Paris after she propositioned him. MSNBC.com says:

According to Sizemore, he had a party at his house and after everyone else had left, he heard the repeated clicks of a cigarette lighter and followed the sound to his gym, where he saw Hilton, and suggested rather explicitly that the two should have sex. “She knew what she could do to people,” says Sizemore, who claims that the next morning, Hilton climbed into a limo with the parting words, “Goin’ to Sundance. See you next week.” He makes no claims that they got together again.

Paris says:

“It’s disappointing that Mr. Sizemore has to use my name to sell his DVDs,” Paris denied in a statement prepared by her spokesperson. “He is not an acquaintance of mine nor have I ever had intimate relations with him.” Paris, an upstanding citizen filled to the tits with morals and values, certainly knows nothing about using one”s name to sell schtup tapes.

I say:

Personally I could give a shit who”s fucking who, I just want to know when the rumored Elizabeth Hurley sex tape is coming out? I want to see that hot British vixen slobbin” knob. While we wait for all these sex tapes, here are some pictures of Paris to keep you occupied

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